Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
Bob Hope
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
People
Haven
Americans
Border
Heard
Mexico
Funny
Swim
Stills
Borders
America
Humorous
Still
Across
Trying
Havens
More quotes by Bob Hope
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
Bob Hope
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
Bob Hope
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob Hope
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
Bob Hope
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
Bob Hope
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Bob Hope
If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
Bob Hope
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
Bob Hope
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
Bob Hope
I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
Bob Hope
Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
Bob Hope
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
Bob Hope
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
Bob Hope
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
Bob Hope
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
Bob Hope
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
Bob Hope
It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
Bob Hope
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
Bob Hope
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
Bob Hope
