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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
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