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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
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After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
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Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
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I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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