Quote

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

Bob Hope

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
Married
Marriage
Week
Five
Three
Home
Years
Weeks
Fifty

More quotes by Bob Hope

Image
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
Bob Hope
Image
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
Bob Hope
Image
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Bob Hope
Image
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
Bob Hope
Image
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
Bob Hope
Image
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Bob Hope
Image
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
Image
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
Bob Hope
Image
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
Bob Hope
Image
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
Bob Hope
Image
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope
Image
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
Bob Hope
Image
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
Bob Hope
Image
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
Bob Hope
Image
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope
Image
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
Bob Hope
Image
I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
Bob Hope
Image
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Bob Hope
Image
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
Bob Hope
Image
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
Bob Hope