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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Leslie Townes Hope
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
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Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
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Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
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