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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
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Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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