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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
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Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
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