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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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