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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
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Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
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Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
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You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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