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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Leslie Townes Hope
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
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