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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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