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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
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Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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It gave dirty politics a bad name.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
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Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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