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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Leslie Townes Hope
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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
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With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I can still chase women, only downhill
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