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Lots of travel, away from home.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
Bob Hope
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Bob Hope
I can still chase women, only downhill
Bob Hope
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
Bob Hope
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
Bob Hope
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
Bob Hope
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Bob Hope
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
Bob Hope
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
Bob Hope
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
Bob Hope
I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
Bob Hope
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Bob Hope
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Bob Hope
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
Bob Hope
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bob Hope
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
Bob Hope