Quote

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

Bob Hope

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
High
Flies
Organs
Swear
Playing
Heard

More quotes by Bob Hope

Image
I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
Bob Hope
Image
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope
Image
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Bob Hope
Image
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
Bob Hope
Image
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Bob Hope
Image
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
Bob Hope
Image
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
Bob Hope
Image
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
Image
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
Bob Hope
Image
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
Bob Hope
Image
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
Bob Hope
Image
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
Bob Hope
Image
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
Bob Hope
Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
Bob Hope
Image
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
Bob Hope
Image
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Bob Hope
Image
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
Bob Hope
Image
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
Bob Hope
Image
It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
Bob Hope
Image
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Bob Hope