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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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There's a very apt saying in show business: If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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