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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Leslie Townes Hope
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Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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It gave dirty politics a bad name.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
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Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
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As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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