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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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