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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
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Dancer
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Radio Personality
Screenwriter
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Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
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More quotes by Bob Hope
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Bob Hope
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
Bob Hope
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
Bob Hope
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
Bob Hope
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
Bob Hope
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Bob Hope
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Bob Hope
Television. That's where movies go when they die.
Bob Hope
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
Bob Hope
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
Bob Hope
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Bob Hope
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
Bob Hope
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
Bob Hope
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Bob Hope
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Bob Hope
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
Bob Hope
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
Bob Hope
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
Bob Hope
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
Bob Hope