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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
Bob Hope
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
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I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Bob Hope