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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
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Television. That's where movies go when they die.
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I can still chase women, only downhill
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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