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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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