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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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