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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Leslie Townes Hope
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
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I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
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