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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I can still chase women, only downhill
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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