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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
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Radio Personality
Screenwriter
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Television Presenter
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Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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