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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
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