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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Leslie Townes Hope
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Lester Hope
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Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
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Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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