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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
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Radio Personality
Screenwriter
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Television Actor
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
Bob Hope
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
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The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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