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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
Bob Hope
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
Bob Hope
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
Bob Hope
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
Bob Hope
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
Bob Hope
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
Bob Hope
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
Bob Hope
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Bob Hope
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
Bob Hope
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
Bob Hope
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
Bob Hope
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
Bob Hope
Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
Bob Hope
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
Bob Hope
