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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
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As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
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Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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It gave dirty politics a bad name.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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