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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Leslie Townes Hope
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
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Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
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