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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Leslie Townes Hope
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
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I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
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I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
Bob Hope
Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
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After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
Bob Hope
