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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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