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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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I can still chase women, only downhill
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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It gave dirty politics a bad name.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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