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I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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