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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
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I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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