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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
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It gave dirty politics a bad name.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
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If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
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