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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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