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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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It gave dirty politics a bad name.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
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It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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There's a very apt saying in show business: If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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