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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
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Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
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Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
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