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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
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