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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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