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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
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More quotes by Bob Hope
There's a very apt saying in show business: If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick.
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I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
Bob Hope
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
Bob Hope
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
Bob Hope
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
Bob Hope
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
Bob Hope
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Bob Hope
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
Bob Hope
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
Bob Hope
