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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Screenwriter
Singer
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Television Actor
Television Presenter
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Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
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I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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