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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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More quotes by Bob Hope
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
Bob Hope
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
Bob Hope
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
Bob Hope
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Bob Hope
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
Bob Hope
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
Bob Hope
I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
Bob Hope
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bob Hope
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
Bob Hope
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
Bob Hope
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
Bob Hope
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
Bob Hope
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
Bob Hope
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
Bob Hope
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
Bob Hope
There's a very apt saying in show business: If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick.
Bob Hope
Television. That's where movies go when they die.
Bob Hope
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
Bob Hope
