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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
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Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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I can still chase women, only downhill
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Television. That's where movies go when they die.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
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After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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