Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
Brother
Grew
Hilarious
Learned
Bathroom
Waiting
Parenting
Funny
Brothers
Family
Six
Inspirational
Dancing
Life
Dance
More quotes by Bob Hope
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
Bob Hope
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
Bob Hope
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Bob Hope
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
Bob Hope
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
Bob Hope
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
Bob Hope
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
Bob Hope
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
Bob Hope
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
Bob Hope
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
Bob Hope
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Bob Hope
Lots of travel, away from home.
Bob Hope
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
Bob Hope
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
Bob Hope
There's a very apt saying in show business: If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick.
Bob Hope
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
Bob Hope
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
Bob Hope
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Bob Hope
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
Bob Hope
I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
Bob Hope
