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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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More quotes by Bob Hope
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
Bob Hope
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Bob Hope
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
Bob Hope
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
Bob Hope
It gave dirty politics a bad name.
Bob Hope
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
Bob Hope
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
Bob Hope
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Bob Hope
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
Bob Hope
Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
Bob Hope
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
Bob Hope
I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
Bob Hope
Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
Bob Hope
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Bob Hope
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Bob Hope
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
Bob Hope
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
Bob Hope
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Bob Hope
There's a very apt saying in show business: If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick.
Bob Hope
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
Bob Hope