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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
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It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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