Quote

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

Bo Burnham

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
Pianist
Poet
Rapper
Screenwriter
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Hamilton
Massachusetts
Robert Pickering Bo Burnham
Robert Pickering Burnham
Thing
Really
Think
Ads
Thinking
Eras
Like
Golden
Cool
Came
Back

More quotes by Bo Burnham

Image
I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
Bo Burnham
Image
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
Bo Burnham
Image
Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
Bo Burnham
Image
When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
Bo Burnham
Image
My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
Bo Burnham
Image
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
Bo Burnham
Image
I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
Bo Burnham
Image
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
Bo Burnham
Image
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Bo Burnham
Image
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
Bo Burnham
Image
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
Bo Burnham
Image
If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
Bo Burnham
Image
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
Bo Burnham
Image
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Bo Burnham
Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
Bo Burnham
Image
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
Bo Burnham
Image
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
Bo Burnham
Image
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Bo Burnham
Image
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Bo Burnham
Image
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
Bo Burnham