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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
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Poet
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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