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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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