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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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