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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
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Poet
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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