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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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