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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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