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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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