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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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