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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Bo Burnham
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
Bo Burnham
I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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