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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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