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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
Pianist
Poet
Rapper
Screenwriter
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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