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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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