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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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Musician
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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