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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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