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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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