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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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