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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
Bo Burnham
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
Bo Burnham
I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
Bo Burnham
Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
Bo Burnham
I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
Bo Burnham
Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
Bo Burnham
