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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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